「键盘侠」想看82场马刺打湖人｜隆多最后时刻在犯罪
[Post Game Thread] The San Antonio Spurs (3-2) defeat the Los Angeles Lakers (2-4), 110-106
【赛后】马刺110-106战胜湖人，詹姆斯35+11+4，德罗赞20+12+8，盖伊16分。
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[–]KingsBIizard 1678 points 7 hours ago
Lebron traveled 2500 miles to escape JR and still ended up with Rondo
国王球迷：詹姆斯跋山涉水走了2500英里只为离开JR的阴影，结果还是在隆多身上再次看到了JR的曙光。
[–]CavaliersFewCansBeGrand 431 points 7 hours ago
Dread it, Run from it, Destiny still arrives.
骑士球迷：无论如何抗争、如何逃离，命运总会如期而至，JR总决赛一幕总会来到你的身旁。
[–]IdioticJuror 247 points 7 hours ago
Rondo is a genius he watches game tape
隆多在看录像带方面简直就是个小天才啊。
[–]nicolascage28 77 points 6 hours ago
He’s watched hours of Jr Smith in order to perfect this very moment.
那他估计看了几个小时JR-史密斯当年总决赛第一场最后一幕的视频以完美这个瞬间。
[–]NBADylanMarshall 86 points 7 hours ago
Honestly all of them (except Bron and Hart's 3) were doing stupid shit at the end, missing layups, stupid drives, bad turnovers etc
老实说所有人（除了勒布朗和哈特的三分）攻防两端都在犯罪，他们错过上篮、突破也蠢的一批，然后还有很糟糕的突破等等等等。
[–]remax95 43 points 7 hours ago
Every laker tonight let down lebron. Shades of cavs once again
每个湖人球员都拖累了勒布朗，再次陷入骑士阴影。
[–][POR] Geoff PetrieTheGourmet9 77 points 6 hours ago*
This why it can be difficult to be his teammate and why some stars may be reluctant to join him. When his team wins, LeBron gets 100% of the credit. When he loses, it's all on his teammates.
开拓者球迷：这就是为啥当他的队友这么艰难，也为啥有些球星不愿意加入他的原因，当他的球队赢球的时候，勒布朗能得到百分之百的赞誉，但是当球队输球时，都是他队友的锅。
[–]Pacers BandwagonZaxii 733 points 7 hours ago
RONDO SAID NO OT TONIGHT
步行者球迷：隆多说：“今晚不加时！”
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[–][SAS] Manu GinobiliEfetiesevenge 241 points 7 hours ago
Wtf was that? I'm not complaining but what did he try to do
马刺球迷：他特么在干啥？我不是抱怨但是为啥他要这么做呢？
[–]Warriorsdarknecross 118 points 7 hours ago
Looks like he was trying to get the late 3 instead of the early 2.
勇士球迷：看起来他想投一个压哨三分而不是一个快速两分。
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[–]RaptorsEGin2016 284 points 8 hours ago
30/12/8 holy fuck derozan is insane rn
猛龙球迷：30分12篮板8助攻！德罗赞特么太屌了！
[–][SAS] Goo Kennedysymmetra 923 points 8 hours ago
Demar has impressed the shit out of me
马刺球迷：德罗赞真的太让我惊艳了！
[–]RaptorsEGin2016 503 points 8 hours ago
Pops turned this dude into harden without the 3
猛龙球迷：波波维奇让德罗赞成为了一个不会投三分的哈登啊。
[–]Pacersjasonkid87 130 points 7 hours ago
Pop turned him into a cyborg. He ain't gonna back down from LeBron no more
步行者球迷：波波维奇将德罗赞变成了一个仿生人，他不会再畏惧勒布朗了！
[–]RaptorsRZAAMRIINF 119 points 8 hours ago
He was a great passer last year too, he was just sharing the ball with another all-star guard.
猛龙球迷：他去年也是一个非常棒的传球者，他只是要和另一个全明星后卫分享球权罢了。
[–]RaptorsEGin2016 80 points 7 hours ago
Idk I just notice him making way better passes this year especially when he drives
On the raptors he used to force it and take the shot hoping for a foul. This year he looks for the open man for a 3 when he drives.
猛龙球迷：不不不，我注意到他本赛季传球的方式更好了，尤其是在他运球的时候。
在猛龙的时候他总是习惯于受迫性传球，他总是希望能造个犯规，但是这个赛季他能注意到在三分线外处于空位的队友。
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[–][SAS] LaMarcus Aldridgehelenalena 78 points 8 hours ago
He has the three but shoots it seldomly
马刺球迷：实际上德罗赞只是投得少而已，他还是有三分的。
[–]RaptorsMrdicat 99 points 8 hours ago
We told you he'd be great :(
And I feel like he'll be better playing for Pop than he ever was with us
猛龙球迷：我们告诉过马刺球迷他会变得很棒的
我觉得他在波波手下打球要比在我们这厉害多了。
[–]Lakersisavemorethanirape 42 points 7 hours ago
This is one of those trades where both teams win
湖人球迷：这估计是这些交易中的一笔双赢交易。
[–]Spurskanyeguisada 61 points 8 hours ago
He went 14-23 and was two assists shy of a triple-double tonight. He just had 14 assists the other night. He's hitting his shots, facilitating others, and is a better facilitator for other players than Kawhi was I'd say. And defensively had a couple of steals and a big block tonight.
I knew he was great, but like you said, he's really impressed me more than I thought he would.
马刺球迷：本场比赛他23投14中，差两个助攻就能拿到三双，上一次他拿了14次助攻，他能命中投篮，给其他人分配球权，并且说实话做得比莱昂纳德好，在防守端他有一些抢断并且还送出一记大帽。
我知道他很棒，但正如我所说的那样，他真的要比我想象得惊艳得多。
[–]RaptorsBleachdrinker1998 262 points 7 hours ago
Spurs won and shot 19% from 3. That's gotta hurt Laker fans
马刺球迷：马刺赢了比赛，三分球命中率只有19%，这一点对湖人粉丝很伤。
[–]WarriorsOtherwise_Window 58 points 6 hours ago
Thunder fans too if their team decides this is a clear demonstration that you don't even NEED to hit threes to win!!
勇士球迷：那雷霆粉丝更伤，因为如果他们球队打出明晰战术甚至都不需要三分都能赢。
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[–]MavericksVictorAkwaowo1 298 points 8 hours ago
Can we just watch 82 games of the Spurs vs Lakers
独行侠球迷：我们能看82场马刺打湖人嘛？
[–][SAS] Manu GinobiliKobe_Wan_Ginobili 130 points 7 hours ago*
It's not just us enjoying the return of this rivalry? I'm glad!
马刺球迷：原来不仅仅使我们享受回归复仇的快感？我很愿意打湖人82场。
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[–][LAL] Kobe BryantDaHagerBomb 423 points 8 hours ago
We wasted 8 seconds to get 1 point off that wack ass shit by Rondo
湖人球迷：战术鬼才隆多浪费8秒钟然后就得了1分。
[–]BullsFalt_ssb 204 points 8 hours ago*
he wanted to kick it out for a 3 ig
idk why people are comparing this to JR he wanted a 3
公牛球迷：但是隆多还是想命中三分的。
为啥人们把这个和JR那个球比较，他想投三分啊。
[–][LAL] Lonzo BallSDF05 95 points 8 hours ago
Yeah he was looking for the 3, but hey taking the 2 would have been a smarter decision. It was lose-lose for Rondo anyways.
湖人球迷：是的，他确实在找三分机会，但是得两分肯定更明智啊，这对隆多真是双输局面。
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[–]NetsLanaRhoades- 197 points 8 hours ago
DeRozan's playmaking skills have been great, plus his great scoring
篮网球迷：德罗赞的控球技巧太好了，他的得分能力也很强。
[–][MIN] Sam CassellHuruHara 116 points 8 hours ago
Wouldn't it be something if DD averages 27/7/7 this season ? Pop just activated DeBron DeJames !
我们能不能看到德罗赞本赛季场均27+7+7啊？波波让德罗赞彻底詹化！
[–]yoyowatup 137 points 8 hours ago
The mistakes down the stretch killed the Lakers. Bron nearly brought them back, but Kuz bricked a layup and a 3, Hart missed a couple shots including an airball, McGee somehow stands out of bounds for the drop off pass, and rondo was putrid down the stretch. Walton’s rotations were ass too. No reason rondo was in the game.
一连串的错误葬送了湖人啊，勒布朗几乎把比赛搬回来了，但是库兹马错失上篮以及三分，哈特错过了一堆投篮甚至包括一个三不沾，麦基在防守端有些迷失，隆多简直在犯罪。沃顿的轮换太差了，隆多就不该在场上的。
[–]LakersAmnestyTHAT 42 points 7 hours ago
I don't understand why Lance wasnt in the game, specially since we were struggling to score or create.
湖人球迷：我不理解为啥不上史蒂芬森，当我们受限于创造得分机会时，师弟是我们最好的武器啊。
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[–]Rocketsthumbtack0 76 points 8 hours ago
Well this Lakers season has certainly been entertaining
火箭球迷：好吧，湖人这个赛季肯定充满趣味。
[–]LakersSacre4HOF 44 points 7 hours ago
How is the Rockets sub so far? Ours is full of insane overreactions especially during game threads
湖人球迷：和火箭相关的贴子现在咋样了？我们赢球的时候都是狂吹哦。
[–]RocketsLOLOK12 102 points 7 hours ago
We're laughing at OKC from 14th place
火箭球迷：我们从西部倒数第二的位置嘲笑雷霆呢。
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[–][WAS] Gilbert Arenasf5_szn 62 points 8 hours ago
derozan leaves the raptors and outplays lebron twice in a week.
what a time.
德罗赞离开了猛龙，然后一周干死勒布朗两次。
风水轮流转啊。
[–][SAS] Manu GinobiliMalemansam 106 points 8 hours ago
DD is better than Kawhi at playing for the Spurs.
For real though DD has been beast so far.
马刺球迷：德罗赞为马刺打球打得比卡哇伊打得强得多（声音越来越小）
但是说实话，德罗赞到现在为止的表现都宛如野兽。
[–]SpursLaDeMarcusAldrozen 73 points 8 hours ago
DD has been amazing to watch. I love his spin moves. But our defense is very bad, Kawhi wouldn't let that happen.
马刺球迷：德罗赞到现在为止的发挥都是惊人的，我爱他的转身，但是我们的防守是真的垃圾啊，莱昂纳德不会让这件事情发生的。
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[–][HOU] Moochie Norrisnonetimeaccount 51 points 8 hours ago
0-3 WITH RONDO
2-1 WITHOUT
SUCH A GOOD TEAMMATE. SO SMART.
火箭球迷：有隆多0胜3负
没有隆多2胜1负
这队友真的优秀啊，篮球智商真的爆表。
[–]sop1232 101 points 8 hours ago
Y’all really thought Luke was not gonna get the Ty Lue special?
你们真的觉得卢克-沃顿会比泰伦-卢好几把刷子嘛？
[–][TOR] Fred VanVleetSmugleaf_Raptors2012 37 points 8 hours ago
It's an annual tradition with Lebron's teams
猛龙球迷：这不是勒布朗球队的传统嘛！
[–]Lakersjulyan_ 77 points 8 hours ago
That 4th quarter was hard for my eyes.
湖人球迷：第四节打得真的是辣眼睛。
[–]Lakersspahghetti 35 points 8 hours ago
I think lance gave everyone wine or something at timeouts. They had the ball in motion, lot's of flow going then it went into ugly iso town for the rest of the game.
Never go to iso town against Pop.
湖人球迷：是不是暂停的时候史蒂芬森给队友灌假酒啊，他们一开始运转球很流畅，然后暂停之后又陷入了垃圾单打之中了。
不要在面对波波维奇的球队单打啊！
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来源：Reddit
编译：万事胜意
【键盘侠】圈内人士预计沃顿会下课泰伦-卢正哼着小曲儿？
[Stein] Laker expected to fire Luke Walton after this season.
据著名NBA记者Marc Stein报道，NBA教练圈内部普遍认为湖人主帅沃顿基本会在赛季结束后被球队解雇。
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[–]Raptors alexchinman 417 points 10 hours ago
Wowie what a surprise there
猛龙球迷：哇哦，真的好意外呢
[–]Lakers yuwesley 16 points 8 hours ago
We all knew this would happen as soon as Lebron signed with the Lakers lol
湖人球迷：当初詹姆斯和我湖签约的时候，大家就都知道会有这么一出，哈哈哈哈
[–]NBA pingpong_playa 360 points 8 hours ago
Didn’t we all expect the Lakers to suck after seeing the questionable signings/trades they made this offseason?
What was Walton supposed to do? He was screwed from the get-go. Obviously having Lebron is awesome but they didn’t even bring in complementary guys for the most part.
看到湖人在休赛期那些有问题的交易和签约过后，我们当时不都是预料到湖人如今的窘境吗？
沃顿还能怎么做？他从一开始就被阴了。很显然，詹姆斯是很优秀，可是湖人甚至都没引进靠谱的帮手啊。
[–]Raptors alexchinman 161 points 7 hours ago
But who would be the scapegoat then? Obviously not Magic or Pelinka! They signed lebron!! Best gm Eva!!!
猛龙球迷：可是谁该背这个锅呢？很显然不是魔术师约翰逊或者佩林卡！是他们签来詹姆斯的啊！史上最佳总经理！！！
[–][MIA] Harold Miner paradoxofchoice 16 points 7 hours ago
Doesn't matter, new management always wants to bring their guys in, Walton was always going to be on his way out sooner or later.
热火球迷：不重要了，新的管理层总会安排自己人的，反正沃顿迟早会被解雇的。
[–]Suns Bows_N_Hoes 2418 points 10 hours ago
As an avid Arizona sports fan, the only joy we ever get to experience is getting a coach fired
太阳球迷：作为一个热忱的亚利桑那（沃顿毕业于亚利桑那大学）体育迷，我们所体验的唯一的乐趣居然是一个教练的下课。
[–]NBA RapidWarlock 140 points 7 hours ago
Speaking of Arizona, I think that's gonna be Luke's next move. Either that or UCLA. I can see him really excelling at the college level.
说起亚利桑那州，我觉得那会是沃顿的下一站。要不就那儿，要不就加州大学洛杉矶分校。我觉得他去大学执教应该是很擅长的。
[–][MIA] LeBron James gbdarknight77 97 points 7 hours ago
He will stay in the NBA. There’s gonna be job offers for him. Hell, he could go back to GSW
热火球迷：他会留在NBA的。会有球队给他工作的。我去，他或许会回到勇士。
[–]sop1232 45 points 7 hours ago
I don't think he'll want to go back to an assistant position
我可不觉得他想回去做助教。
[–][MIA] LeBron James gbdarknight77 31 points 7 hours ago
I really don’t think he’d want to go to college as a coach. I think he wants to stay in the NBA. Be an assistant and then get a head coaching job again somewhere else.
热火球迷：那我还真不觉得他会去大学做主教练，他是想留在NBA的。先当好助教，然后再到其他球队的主帅位置重新上岗。
[–]msdrahcir 17 points 6 hours ago
I'd go wherever I get the bigger paycheck..
要是我的话，哪儿钱多就去哪儿……
[–]Earl CampbellsThighs 3995 points 10 hours ago
Warriors get back their big man, might get back their old assistant coach. The renaissance is now fellas
勇士的大个（博古特）回来了，也许还能把原来的助教搞回来。复兴就是现在啊，伙计们。
[–]Warriors nickelb2000 2097 points 10 hours ago
Just what we needed to take that next step
勇士球迷：这就是我们下一步要做的。
[–][ORL] Aaron Gordon supremehat13 89 points 10 hours ago
The return of double agent Harrison Barnes.
魔术球迷：还有双面间谍哈里森-巴恩斯的回归。
[–][UTA] Dante Exum SnydernJazzSystem 49 points 9 hours ago
Construction worker, Brick layer Harrison Barnes
爵士球迷：明明是建筑工人，铁匠哈里斯-巴恩斯。
[–]Raptors AggravatingReturn 866 points 10 hours ago
Losing KD this offseason will set you free
猛龙球迷：今夏休赛期放走杜兰特的话会让勇士自由的！
[–]thedailynathan 493 points 9 hours ago
KD sign-and-trade for Anthony Davis who says no?
杜兰特换戴维斯，谁不同意？
[–]Thunder TheRhymingApe013 579 points 9 hours ago
rich paul
雷霆球迷：里奇-保罗啊
[–]CodeBlue15 82 points 8 hours ago
KD says hell no lol
杜兰特说，可别啊，哈哈哈哈
[–]WarriorsDoctorWhoJosh 66 points 8 hours ago
Can't win with these birds.
勇士球迷：和这帮鸟人一起没法赢球啊
[–][SAC] Jason Williamssnowlarbear 373 points 10 hours ago
best case, KD will not resign and kerr will take another leave of absence to start the season and the warriors can repeat their 73-9 season.
only this time there will be no lebron in the east to stop them.
马刺球迷：最好的局面是，杜兰特不续约，然后科尔在下赛季初的时候又休假一段时间，勇士就能复刻73胜9负的成就了
只是这次东部没有詹姆斯挡道了。
[–]Thunder CurryPullUp3 153 points 9 hours ago
He’ll probably average 30 again.
雷霆球迷：那库里或许又能场均30.
[–]Warriors yoknows 226 points 9 hours ago
He already averages 28.5 this year. Not that far off
勇士球迷：他这个赛季已经场均28.5了，差的不多了
[–]Raptors CatharticEcstasy 86 points 8 hours ago
I still can’t get over the fact that he scored 402 threes in 2015-2016.
How do you break the record by over 100 threes...
猛龙球迷：我现在还是没法相信他15/16赛季投进402个三分的现实。
比原先的纪录还多100多个三分，这怎么做到的啊……
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[–]ilooklikelilbill 14.0k points 10 hours ago93
and that laker is lebron james
湖人就是詹姆斯。
[–]Bulls allyoucaneatsushi 386 points 9 hours ago
Pretty common to change coaches the first season with a new GM.
公牛球迷：新经理来到球队后的第一个赛季换教练不是很正常嘛
[–][BOS] Kyrie Irving TheRaptorsAreFrauds 194 points 10 hours ago
LeCoachKiller strikes again
凯尔特人球迷：教练杀手詹再下一城！
[–]Warriors time-is-illmatic 1031 points 10 hours ago
David Blatt: Fired
Tyronn Lue: Chest pain/Anxiety/Leave of absence.
Luke Walton: Fired
LeGM =
勇士球迷：布拉特：被炒
泰伦-卢：胸痛、焦虑、休假
沃顿：被炒
经理詹：……
[–]SIAMESEDICK 31 points 7 hours ago
Jesus. Has LeBron ever played on a team where the head coach hasn't got fired? Wtf
天呐。詹姆斯效力过的球队有没被炒的教练吗？这特么
[–]Supersonics Sr-Gala 28 points 9 hours ago
He tried to get Spo fired too, thank god Riley didn't bend to Lebron's wishes on that one
超音速球迷：他当初还想让斯波尔斯特拉下课呢，幸亏莱利没有遂詹姆斯的意。
[–]Trail Blazers Soap_MacLavish 653 points 10 hours ago
Finals appearances: 8 consecutive
开拓者球迷：总决赛经历：连续8次
[–][CHI] Derrick Rose jeric13xd 387 points 9 hours ago
And unfortunately end at 8
公牛球迷：不幸的是，要止步于8次了。
[–]Trail Blazers not_very_wholesome 292 points 9 hours ago
Life is harder in the West. I wonder how many Finals appearances he would have made if his entire career was in the Western Conference.
开拓者球迷：西部的日子更难啊。我好奇啊，要是詹姆斯整个职业生涯都在西部，那他能进几次总决赛呢？
[–]aquadamn 126 points 9 hours ago
What team we talking about? LeBron on the Spurs or LeBron on the Suns
那你说的是哪支球队呢？詹姆斯是在马刺还是太阳？
[–][BOS] Evan Turner billbrown96 170 points 8 hours ago
[Windhorst] Spurs expected to fire Greg Popovich after this season.
凯尔特人球迷：NBA名记Brian Windhorst爆料称：马刺或将在赛季结束后炒掉波波维奇。
[–][CHI] Lawrence Funder burkeSim888 4281 points 10 hours ago
[–]Lakers keyvaniath 715 points 9 hours ago
We don't deserve you
湖人球迷：我们配不上您。
[–]RichardM7 77 points 8 hours ago
LeGM back at it again
经理詹又回来了。
[–]NBA murrriii 22 points 7 hours ago
But I still keep getting told Bron has nothing to do with this.
可是还有人老是说这事儿与詹姆斯无关。
[–]Supersonics Ok_Maize 157 points 9 hours ago
I keep seeing people say LeBron isn't LeGM but then was seeing a show where they said LeBron had a pretty heavy hand in picking the free agent signings this summer. Isn't that what a GM is supposed to do?
超音速球迷：我也老是看到有人说詹姆斯不是经理詹，可是呢，他们又说湖人今夏选择自由球员时詹姆斯有很大的决定权。这不就是经理该做的吗？
[–]Hawks frozenatlantic 318 points 9 hours ago
If you have LeBron James on your roster, why the fuck would you not ask him about changes to your roster? The most exaggerated thing I've heard.
老鹰球迷：“如果你的球队里有詹姆斯，那你特么凭啥不向他咨询人员变动的事？”这是我听过的最扯的言论
[–]Supersonics Ok_Maize 188 points 9 hours ago
I would think you'd have the experts of building a team make those decisions instead of LeBron. Or you could end up signing FAs such as Rondo/McGee/KCP/Beasley/Lance etc etc.
超音速球迷：我觉得你要打造一支球队的话，做这些决定还是问专家更好，而不是詹姆斯。不然的话，你最后就只能签下隆多、麦基、波普、比斯利和史蒂芬森这些老将自由球员。
[–]b14a 131 points 8 hours ago
He was consulted. Doesn't mean he makes the decisions on his own. Why wouldn't teams consult their superstar players in decisions? Why wouldn't they use them as leverages to attract other players? PG stayed in OKC because of Westbrook. Jrue Holiday stayed because of AD.
是球队向他咨询的啊，不是老詹自己做决定啊。凭啥球队做决定时不能向队里的超级球星咨询呢？球队凭啥不能用队里的超级球星做筹码吸引其他球员呢？乔治可是因为威斯布鲁克才留在雷霆的啊，霍乐迪当初也是因为戴维斯才留在鹈鹕的。
[–]Lakers john6547 46 points 7 hours ago
It would have been nice if they consulted Luke as well.
湖人球迷：要是管理层做这些决定时能咨询沃顿，那就好咯。
[–]sleepsleeps 28 points 6 hours ago
Why would they? Word on the street is that he's getting fired after this season.
他们为嘛要咨询沃顿？毕竟坊间都说他赛季结束后要被炒。
[–]Lakers john6547 9 points 5 hours ago
Maybe he would not be getting fired after the season if they had consulted him on the types of players they were adding to his roster. Then again, maybe he was consulted, who knows.
湖人球迷：如果我湖当初在引进球员的时候能向沃顿咨询的话，或许沃顿就不会在赛季末下课了。话说回来，也许他们问过沃顿的意见呢，谁知道呢
[–]Lakers Mr-Greenie 248 points 9 hours ago
This is the most toxic environment i've ever seen. Jesus..
湖人球迷：我天呐，这是我见过的最有毒的球队环境。
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[–][LAL] Kobe Bryant Dongsquad420BlazeIt 1628 points 10 hours ago
Why wait then
湖人球迷：为嘛要等到赛季末？
[–]Ron_Fuckin_Swanson 12 points 9 hours ago
because the season is already in the shitter...and everything little thing that happens from here on out can be blamed on Walton
因为这个赛季已经是个屎坑子了……在这个基础上出现任何的小问题都能把锅甩到沃顿身上。
[–]76ers banjosbadfurday 129 points 10 hours ago
BeCaUsE jEaNiE pRoMiSeD
76人球迷：“因为珍妮-巴斯之前承诺过啊”
[–]BluefaceBabyYeaAight 255 points 9 hours ago
Jeanie and her trash ass nepotism is the reason our FO/Coaching staff fuckin suck, we could've had Jerry West instead of Pelinka, we could've fired dumbass Luke Walton a year ago for benching Randle and Kuzma, this whole organization fuckin stink and Jeanie is not getting enough blame for her dumbass decisions.
我们的管理层和教练团队这么菜鸡，就是因为珍妮-巴斯和她的任人唯亲，本来我们是有杰里-韦斯特而不是佩林卡的，沃顿一年前让兰德尔和库兹马坐板凳，当初就该炒掉他的。现在整支球队都特么烂透了，做出各种脑残决定的珍妮-巴斯却没有得到足够的抨击。
[–]Rockets AyyyyyyyLemao 130 points 9 hours ago
Besides getting rid of her brother, she really hasn't done anything positive for Laker organization. Her dad is probably rolling in his grave right now.
火箭球迷：除了解雇她哥吉姆-巴斯，珍妮真的没在湖人干啥好事。她父亲这会儿怕是在坟墓里气的直打滚了。
[–]Knicks babyDickDolan 56 points 7 hours ago
she kept phil jackson happy
尼克斯球迷：珍妮-巴斯曾经让菲尔-杰克逊高兴过。
[–]Raptors alexchinman 2308 points 10 hours ago
If they make playoffs, he gets fired. If they don't, he gets fired. Simple, really
猛龙球迷：如果湖人进了季后赛，沃顿下课，如果没进，沃顿也下课。真的很简单。
[–]Rockets soulelite 105 points 9 hours ago
wouldn't want to fire luke during the season and ruin laker's chemistry given how great its been
火箭球迷：我可不想沃顿在赛季中期被解雇，不然这就会毁了湖人现在这么“好”的化学反应。
[–]Mavericks DadDong69 103 points 8 hours ago
LeBron goes in, coaches come out. You can’t explain that.
独行侠球迷：詹姆斯来，教练走。这事儿没法说。
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[–]aytonismybae 134 points 10 hours ago
By God that's Tyronn Lue's music
老天爷作证，这是泰伦-卢在哼着小曲儿呢
[–]Cavaliers HK4sixteen 815 points 10 hours ago
TY LUE
TY LUE
TY LUE
骑士球迷：泰伦-卢！泰伦-卢！泰伦-卢！
[–][CHI] Lawrence Funderburke Sim888 1302 points 9 hours ago2
[–]Clippers ohmeohmy78 50 points 9 hours ago
omg you've turned my world completely upside down, hahhah i love this
快船球迷：我的天，这图完全颠覆了我的世界，哈哈哈哈，有意思
[–]ayeno 60 points 10 hours ago
He might already be in LA, he and Thibs are helping the Clippers with analysis.
泰伦-卢或许已经在洛杉矶了呢，他和锡伯杜现在帮快船做数据分析呢。
[–]Cavaliers Shalom_Goyim 45 points 9 hours ago
LEBRON IS DRIVING AROUND LA LOOKING FOR TY LUE'S HOUSE. TY LUE IS TAKEN HOSTAGE IN HIS OWN HOUSE BY MARC JACKSON AND TOM THIBODEAU AND ISNT ALLOWED TO LEAVE
骑士球迷：詹姆斯正开车四处找泰伦-卢的家。马克-杰克逊和锡伯杜在泰伦-卢的家里把他扣押了，不让他离开！！！
[–]Warriors throwback3023 36 points 9 hours ago
LeGM confirmed if the lakers hire Ty Lue.
There will be no debates.
勇士球迷：要是湖人真聘请了泰伦-卢，那就坐实了经理詹。
那就没有争议了。
[–]Heat YUN0UPV0TE 57 points 3 hours ago
Them kyrie comes
热火球迷：然后欧文来。
[–]Bucks Ethegj 1145 points 10 hours ago
I hear Jason Kidd is available.
雄鹿球迷：我听说杰森-基德正赋闲呢。
[–][LAL] Kobe Bryant Dongsquad420BlazeIt 533 points 10 hours ago
I hear your mom is available.
I don’t mean that, I’m sorry.
湖人球迷：我听说你妈正赋闲呢。
我不是故意的，对不住了。
[–]Bucks Ethegj 718 points 10 hours ago
I hear your young core is available.
...
I'm sorry that crossed the line.
雄鹿球迷：我听说你们的年轻核心可以交易呢……
对不起，我过分了。
[–]Lakers JesusSama 9 points 9 hours ago
Why do you hurt us?
湖人球迷：你为啥要伤我们？
[–][LAL] Kobe Bryant Dongsquad420BlazeIt 213 points 10 hours ago
Dell Demps wants to know your location
湖人球迷：邓普斯想知道你的地址。
[–]Lakers somecallmemo 348 points 9 hours ago
If we hire Kidd I'm done as a Lakers fan until he, Magic, or Jeannie is gone. Lakers should have The Logo running the show right now but Jeannie thinks he's too old
湖人球迷：如果我湖用了基德，那我就不再是湖蜜了，除非他和魔术师或者珍妮-巴斯走人。现在的湖人应该让LOGO男掌权，可是珍妮却觉得人家年纪太大了。
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编译：云长刮个痧
